Three things that need to be said:.

1. I am a huge television without pity fan. Television without pity generally kicks ass. But they have dropped the ball. Newlyweds, the best trainwreck of a reality show to have hit the airwaves yet does not have its own forum or episode guide. This is tragic. Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson deserve more than this. I mean C'mon, the woman got confused by "Chicken of the Sea" - not quite sure if it was chicken or tuna. Henceforth. episode recaps will be available here.

2. The WUSA has folded. Once more I am confronted by the total lack of interest in Women's sports in this country. Even with the hype that surrounded the Woman's World Cup - causing Mia Hamm and Brandy Chastain to be household names, nothing. Today I mourn the loss of the Women's Professional Soccer League.

3. Monday Night Football... I understand that some West Coast viewers might be inconvenienced by a 5pm kickoff, but come on, this 9pm east coast thing is out of control. I look like Keith Richards today because the damned giants game went into overtime, keeping me awake until the change of tides. You would think that with the introduction of TiVo that west coasters could just come home and watch the game from the start. And really, how many people in LA, Seattle or Portland give a damn about a giants game anyway? Something needs to be done about this. Immediately.