They’re tryin to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no

Friday Night (How it could have happened):
5pm - Leave work (we love summer hours)
5:30 - Walk in our front door
5:35 -7pm Nap
8:00 - Arrive at friend's Birthday BBQ in Brooklyn
8:01-10:00 - Enjoy good food and friends have a beer (ok, who are we kidding, 2 beers)
10:45 - Arrive home and get decent night's sleep which we have so desperately needed after the past two weeks of total drunken debauchery

Friday Night (How it really happened):
4:35 - Co-Workers/Friends accost us to let is know that we're headed to Hooters for some kick-off the weekend beer and wings
5:10 - Meet said co-workers (promise ourselves one pitcher and then we're out - so we can still make it to said BBQ in Bk)
8:45 (and 5 pitchers later) - head to the gap so gaybie co-worker can buy some new threads for the evening since we're gonna take him out
9:45 - Crack open Sparks and Drink while we change and get ready to go out
10:30 - Meet Double G and her friends at Stanton Social for another drink and some good convo
12:43 - Arrive at Boys Room. Promptly have two more drinks and a SoCo Lime shot. Enjoy the insanity of the "Hot Ass" competition. Saw waaaay more than ass
2:00 - Head to the Phoenix. Get stopped on the way (tough how the two bars are next door) by cute chick who loves our necklace. spend twenty minutes on the street talking.
2:20 - enter the phoenix, have two more drinks.
3:00 - want to call it a night. while standing on the street get approached by cute boy (CB) who wants a smoke. immediately decide to go back into the phoenix and have another drink so CB and gaybie can get cozier.
3:45 - Begin walk home escorted by CB and Gaybee.
4:30 - Fall asleep
8:30am (sat morning)- wake up still drunk

so much for detox.