you say it best when you say nothing at all

seriously. sometimes we really love our unemployed status. yes, we have very limited funds. yes, we spend the majority of our day glaring at breastfeeding mothers at the over-priced coffee shop while scouring the internets for jobs. yes, sometimes we go several hours without hearing the sound of our voice. yes, we're generally bored as hell. but...

this morning we were home to watch the view. now normally, this is hit or miss television, we love love love it when rosie tells guests how wrong they are. especially when its a segment involving how to make healthy kids lunches creatively, and she tells the "expert" that the ideas will never work. but today, oh today, we turned the program on to find that none other than (wait for it, wait for it.....) TARA REID was the guest co-host. now seriously, who the hell gets to decide who the guest co-hosts for this program are? We want to shake their hands, send them chocolates, flowers, and our phone number! This was a brilliant choice of casting as far as we're concerned.... she spent the first fifteen minutes of the show explaining how terribly wrong her boob job went. with just the perfect amount of idiocy and drug addled behavior to remind everyone just how much of a boob she is. although, we think she was actually not drunk. so we give her a giant thumbs up for that one, we suppose.

had we had a job we would have missed this brilliant display of daytime television at its finest. sometimes its all worth it.