you can fake this only if you take this
(you wanna lose control, you wanna lose control)

we wish we could regale you with stories untold that involve lurid details of wild nights. but that would be fiction. you see, VTB faithful, at some point whilst we were slaving over RFP's and optimizations and cpm negotiations, our social life quietly got up and walked away and after hoping she would find her way home eventually, we're starting to get worried. so we're putting out an APB. If you see our social life out there on the mean streets of new york, please send her home. we miss her.