The Return, bullet style:

So I've dug myself out of an insane amount of work and pumpkin pie to bring you some interesting tidbits, just small enough so you can still work off those calories from Thursday, but large enough to keep you fulfilled:

• If I buy a six pack, do I get some lube as well? India makes it MANDATORY to give away free condoms when people buy liquor.
• They dont need no education, just the el-bees to pay the bills. School children from The Wall suing Pink Floyd for Royalties.
• Future uncertain, but certainly slight. INXS to replace Michael Hutchens ? On a Television show? so sad.
• Christmas carols for the OC fan - or, Have Yourself a Merry Indie Christmas. [c/o Stereogum]
• I get up. Nothing gets me down... go ahead, Jump, take a picture and send it to this guy.
• Shouldn't a judge leave the phillies until after making a decision? High Court Hears Medical Marijuana Issue

Maybe, if you're I'm, lucky, I'll have something interesting to say one of these days.