Sometimes I Doubt Your Commitment to Sparkle Motion

Dear Boston and Your Redsox.

Congratulations. Your boys played like a team that had more talent, more heart and were destined for more glory. You deserved to win. Also, we have to say we're quite impressed with your ability as a city to celebrate a long awaited win without burning shit, flipping cars over and other such asshole moves. Bonus points for partying with class. Yes, last night the yankees did suck and ARod (the pansy ass cheap shot taker) swallows.

All that being said we still can't root for you in the world series. Go Cards!

Love,

The Voices from the Balcony Team
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Dear New York Yankees (redux),

We here at VTB strongly doubt your commitment to sparkle motion. We apologize as we misunderstood, were you not paid enough? We bet you George Steinbrenner also doubts your commitment and heart, and we'd strongly urge you to start thinking about what you'd look like out of pinstripes.

Sincerely,

VTB Editors