Bitter Cynical Rants from One as Snarky as Waldorf and As Sexy as Statler.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

THERE'S NO CAMOFLAUGE ON THE DANCEFLOOR

wow we can't believe that its been two months since we posted last. most of that has to do with:
a) our lack of internet access
b) the total hecticness of the dayjob
c) the complete insanity of our night life.

so some housekeeping first and foremost - your ever so intriguing VTB editor has spent the past few months sampling the wares of the other gender - yup thats right there have been some boys. first was the irish actor with the trust fund - who while had the right bank account, didn't really have much in the brains department - not to mention 3 dates in the course of two weeks just screams relationship in a way that we don't like these days. then (and currently) there's the italian jew with the brilliant sense of humor and perfect smile - who could use some work in the wallet department, forcing us to question just how much of a gold digger we've become. regardless its casual and fun.

oh yes and there has been the reemergence of the ex - you know the one who ripped our heart to shreds. she ever so graciously took us out to a wonderful sushi meal for our birthday and then promptly spent most of the meal talking to us as though we were her shrink about the problems with her relationship with her new girlfriend (you know the one that she ostensibly cheated on me with). very nice. she also has taken to calling us on friday and saturday nights to chat. someone please inform me as to what she wants from us?

AND remember soccer chick? she just sent us two bottles of this.. apparently her pr firm is the one responsible for getting them on top chef and sent her a case personally - and she took it upon herself to forward us two of those bottles. we mean, if that's not love...

so we've had our hands full. we make no apologies about our sporadic posts as we've been dealing with 12 year olds who deliberately urinate on themselves in my classroom, and more suitors than we know what to do with. so sue us.

we'll be back soon!

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