Bitter Cynical Rants from One as Snarky as Waldorf and As Sexy as Statler.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

how do i get you alone?

well so here it is, tomorrow is valentine's day, and if you've been a long time reader of vtb you know that february 14th has been a particularly unlucky day in the life of our fearless editor. as always we're thinking about calling in sick hiding away, especially now that there's all this snow we can slip and fall on.

ignoring the blizzard we headed out on saturday night for an evening of debauchery which involved downing three sparks before even leaving the house. somewhere over the course of the night we wound up getting the phone number of some chick who lives in LA. what is with the west coast girls? aren't there any on this side of the mississippi? well there is that one, who teaches two doors down from us. but there's nothing there but a whole lot of trouble. this we know and are constantly reminded of by friends who are doing their best to look out. any girl that drags me to places like this and this (especially on school nights) cant spell anything BUT trouble.

we're coming close to a week off. something we need desperately, this job is slowly sucking the life out of us, we've lost ten pounds due to stress and are generally becoming people we hate. the job hunt may recommence sooner than anticipated.

in other news. we have a new muse well three actually, and they're all on the N. and as we have more ready access to a computer these days, expect more frequent posts and a new redesign. its been a while since we mixed things up. its almost time to start the festival , which this year will include a full on oscar bash, some serious tourney action, birthday celebrations that will definately include some karaoke and may or may not include a trip to medeval times, and the requisite amount of cadbury's cream eggs..

go with god my friends, and watch your crossings...

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