Bitter Cynical Rants from One as Snarky as Waldorf and As Sexy as Statler.

Monday, October 30, 2006

The taste of love is sweet
when hearts like our's meet


ok so according to Trent, who is always right, it seems that Reese Whiterspoon and Ryan Philippe are getting a divorce. This is sad, because we here at VTB loved them as a couple and frankly they have some of the cutest kids, this side of orphanages in Malawi. But, on the other hand, now that Reese is single, could someone pass our fearless editor's number along??? We've always been smitten. In fact, she can take her rightful place over yonder on the right under the muse heading. Call us Reese, we'll help you get through these tough times.