I'm craving for you, Im missing you like candy

We here at VTB headquarters have a post in two parts today...

I. "This script was sewn together by a blind man" - CG

So last night we braved the cold to meet up with the lovely CG for dinner and for a wednesday installation of Friday Night Fluff. We settled into our seats full with Thai food, not expecting anything from the film we were about to see. Now you regular readers of VTB will know that we love Ms. Mandy Moore, and have nothing bad to say about Laurenlai Gilrahamore (even though her acting chops are not so strong) but BECAUSE I SAID SO, was quite possibly the worst drivel we have ever seen, we mean it was really, really, really bad. Besides everyone (well, everyone excluding Diane Keaton and Piper Perabo) looking real pretty, this movie had absolutely nothing going for it. And you should trust us, because we've liked such other horrible films as The Perfect Man, She's The Man, and The Family Stone

Also, we worry for Ms. Keaton and why she keeps having to play the overbearing mom who needs to get laid. We want to write her a script just so she can do something else.

II. Bring out the Crazy, Bring the Crazy On

So a few weeks ago CS and I were down at 151 revelling in their wonderful happy hour special when a strange Canadian struck up a conversation with us... Apparently she knew some other great happy hour deals and since CS and we here at VTB like nothing better than cheap drinks, we were tricked into giving this strange canadian our phone number (so maybe we have decided, we bring the crazy on)...

that being said, strange canadian who we have dubbed CR (not to be confused with CG, CS, or CMoss all of whom we love to no end), has since called us 5 times at all kinds of inopportune times with bizarre messages, including twice last night, which has left us wondering, what is it about us that attracts the crazy? There was DoubleK (insane), HFT (completely out of her gourd), JStein (her name might has well been trouble), and assorted other lunatics we've met in the past few years. When's it all going to stop. We've had enough with the crazy