how do you know that you're right, if you're not nervous anymore?

phew, would say we have the monday morning blues, what with this horrible rainy weather and strange natural gas smell thats been hovering over our fine city this morning, but we appreciate the respite from thinking about food, food and more food which is what we've been doing since we've started the eating project...

we're semi-swamped at work, so in our typical lazy fashion, here's the update bullet point style:

• The Jets break our hearts. The Giants are just downright embarassing. BUT if you have to watch both NY teams fail in one day, we suggest you do it on the UWS with Twins, boys who go by Birch, work for that woman that stupidly says EVOO all the time, or are sportswriters. Especially when they're supplying the High Def viewing option.
• Making Birthday cupcakes for the fabulous CG can be difficult when you can't taste the end result, but otherwise rewarding
• Going to bars at 1am near Sutton Place w/ CG, the Red Twin, and the Good Senora while thoroughly entertaining (especially when the DJ play's Tiffany) will just make you feel ancient as the next oldest person around you is 22
• Hearing from friends who have returned briefly from living in Gay Paree for the past six months will only increase your desire to head to the continent this summer for excellent food and wine
• Playing guitar hero with KG and Rigatoni kicks ass. Realizing that you can play guitar hero lefty really kicks ass. Using cheat codes so that the audience is all monkeys and your guy plays air guitar really, really kicks ass... now if we could just get past the easy level.
• If you need a great wingman, we suggest Rigatoni. Twice we went out with her in the past few weeks, twice we were easily successful, and we have two real-life actual dates set up this week. seriously, who knew we were actually looking to date? apparently, we here at VTB are slowly growing up. apparently, we also can get someone's number and actually call it. apparently, we will also give our number out with having full intentions of answering when it is called, and following through by answering. we reiterate, who knew?