head pounding, grogginess:

with apologies and a headache the size of texas, i give you links of things you may or may not care about:

50 Cent Booed and Bottled off stage at Reading. Couldn't you people have thrown glass instead of plastic, what kind of hooligans are you?

Derek Jeter's ex in lesbian comedy finally gets release date. jordanna brewster? check. short catholic school girl uniforms? check. me there as soon as possible? check.

Serena Williams or Xena: Warrior Princess - you decide isn't it too damned hot to play tennis in denim?

Paris Hilton and Xtina? (scroll down) Does this mean Lindsay McChesty and Tara McDrunkard will fight over who gets to fight Christina. Can I be there? Can it involve jello?

Feel your innocence slipping away - RIP Laura Branigan

Tarantino, Miss Piggy, and Queen Latifah in the Wizard of Oz So much better than getting stoned and watching the movie while listening to Dark Side of the Moon.

survivor - foodie style I would have joined but I'm no longer an amateur.

Morgan Fairchild and John Salley judging what man can act most like a lady - So many problems with this idea so little time. [link via Feministing]