Rock Children Hold Your Heads Up High:
 
Good news for people who like dance rock from Vegas.  Those cuties from the city of sin who call themselves The Killers will be returning to New York to play the Bowery on August 16th.  Stick around because the Libertines will be playing the Bowery the very next night.
 
Good news for people who work in my office. My crazy boss has screwed up again!  It seems as though there's some light at the end of the tunnel as she might get her crazy nasty self fired.
 
Good news for people who loves them some good free music and good hot dogs.  SIREN FEST tomorrow. I'll be there,  with a  sparks permanently attached to my hand.
 
Good news for people who hate U2 - Apparently, they've "misplaced" their latest album [Read More Here]
 
Good news for people who think that blondes don't have more fun: Check out the Ashlee Simpson Blender Photo Shoot (SFW, and hott!).
 
Good news for people who hate Domestic Divas: Martha gets 5 months in prison
(ed. Note - good news for people who think Martha got shafted, the sentence has been stayed pending appeal)
 
Good news for people like me who miss their weekly CMM fix: A Cinderella Story opens this weekend (eds. note - Unfortch, Hilary Duff is also in this movie, and therefore deems it pretty unwatchable, even for me)
 
And finally:
 
Good news for people who love bad news: Stephen Hawking was wrong about black holes