Fun with Consonance:

Schmucks who suck:The pinstriped bastards known as the yankees are overpaid assholes and can longer be referred to as anything but a total embarrassment.

Schmucks who should be shot: Check out the list the NYPress compiled of things to hate about the convention.

Shots for schmucks to suck down: If you happen to be one of the other 20 people who haven't fled this city yet, you should know that Captain Morgan will take you out to the Hamptons for Free. Too bad you can't afford to stay once you get out there.