Every girl I’ve seen since looks just like you when I squint

right. so its memorial day weekend, we should be barbecuing, we should really be packing seeing as how we're moving on wednesday but were instead sitting on the couch completely hungover watching the laguna beach marathon on MTV. Yes. We are totally aware that we need some help...

Speaking of help- last night after many many many protein shakes (and by protein shakes we mean goose and tonics) at the delancey your superhero vtb editor wound up at her regular friday night spot with HFT. More free protein shakes were ferreted her way, only to leave her completely defenseless against herself and her total inability to not profess things liberally once wasted. yep. we've all heard this story before. we now may have to deal with some repercussions later today before tonight's plans with her. whoops.

we would write more and not be so vague but the head is cloudy and we're somewhat distracted by the 9,000 time today we're hearing that damned "hips don't lie". seriously. we apologize.