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Typical Day of the unemployed VTB editor:

5:45 am - wake up when my roommate grinds her morning coffee, grumble slightly, roll over and fall back asleep
8:00 am - wake up again to the sounds of screaming children from the school yard across the street from my apartment. give up on trying to sleep any later.
8:01-9:00 - turn on TV, watch an hour of the today show, wonder aloud who ever thought it was a good idea to give Al Roker any sort of air time and question repeatedly the appeal of Matt Lauer (i just don't get it people!)
9:00-10:00 - watch Regis and Kelly while I do crunches, push-ups and make coffee. Worry that as each minute passes I lose more and more brain cells. curse the fact that i can no longer afford cable and am reduced to this drivel.
10:00-11:00- switch back and forth between Martha and Rachael Ray, can't decide who I hate more, but can't get myself to turn away either. Wonder how Rachael Ray gets paid to do what she does.
11:00-11-23 Watch the View. Stare with rapt amazement at how Rosie O'Donnell has completely taken over the show. Get completely disgusted with myself and my housewife ways and head towards the shower to begin the day.
11:23-12:06 Shower,get dressed, feed cats and leave apartment.
12:25- Order skim chai latte from over priced local coffee shop with free wi-fi.
12:28-3:00 - sit with laptop and search for jobs. write cover letters.
3:00- have enough torture for one day. gouge eyes out.

yep people, it's getting that sad.

in other news though. watched the premiere of Studio 60 last night. What a brilliant effin show that was, no??