is insider trading going to be one of the competitions?

CBS WANTS YOU AS THE NEXT DOMESTIC DIVA...

Someone quick, call Fox Network, I have an idea for The Swan II...

Here's the new twist... After the 3 months of therapy and dieting and cardio, we keep the new swans in the house for another 6 months until they know how to knit, cook, clean, and entertain. We can Call it Swan II - Cinderella! Oooh no wait, even better! At the end of the 6 months instead of entering a beauty pageant like they do at the end of this season, the women are promptly shipped over to ABC's custody to be on the next season of the Bachelor - The show will be called the Stepford Wife! Just envision all the possible cross-network marketing!!!

who's with me on this? anyone?