Bitter Cynical Rants from One as Snarky as Waldorf and As Sexy as Statler.

Monday, June 28, 2004

Because Fabulous is a Family Value

As in years past, the Voices from The Balcony Family did their duty yesterday and attended the pride parade. Sleepy and crusty-eyed from partying the night before we prepared ourselves for hours and hours of standing by bathing in SPF 30. Then we lamented the lack of a camera on our phone as the SAGE trolley drove by, with the cutest old woman banging the side of the trolley with her cane while a sign under her window that said "Lesbian since before you were born!" I mean come on, does it get any better than that? Sigh, the voices from the balcony team does not own a camera phone.

Apparently fag hags get their own float too! I almost lost it when the SWISH float drove on by. Amongst the political pleas for AIDS research and legalizing Gay Weddings and celebrating everything gay, its good to know that the underrepresented group of fag hags get to come out of the closet as well. Rock on.

VTB would also like to give a shout out to SALGA for once again throwing a hott party on the frying pan spinning the Bhangra, The Bollywood and the House. Good times, we highly suggest, straight or gay, that y'all check this party out next year. (its only $10 with a student id - thanks BC for not putting an expiration date on your cards).

We would also be remiss if we didn't thank all of you that came out to celebrate our housewarming with a ginormous barbecue. Thanks to y'all we made it through 7lbs of hamburger meat, 50 bbq wings, 24 links of Sausage, 16 chicken kebabs, 20 hot dogs, an entire ice cream cake, cheesecake, cupcakes and assorted other desserts, and of course we can't forget about the beers and wine. Man we can eat! But also, thanks for helping VTB and the Fabulous Ms. Mo in officially warming our new apartment and turning it from a house into a home.

And with that we're off to read what other people have to say....

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home