I need a pick up and I don't mean truck


One of the best parts of spring (besides the weather, the beginning of baseball, and the re-emergence of short skirts) is that it stays later longer thanks to the pivoting of the earth and changing the clocks back from daylight savings. Seriously though, this hour lost has really screwed with our ability to sleep, and considering we generally only get four hours of sleep a night losing one is a really big deal. So today we're sluggish, forgive us. Some things to note:

• Welcome back New York Yankees! Nice game last night -way to get off on the right foot. When can we see Tino back at first?
• Run, Don't walk to see Sin City. What a freakin' incredible movie. Have we mentioned how hott Jessica Alba and Rosario Dawson are?
• We saw Girl Next Door last night. Elisha Cuthbert. We get it now. We finally get it.
• We were correct about the Karaoke and the Sparks - it can lead to trouble, but it can also lead to rockstar status, we highly suggest you give it a shot. Give us a call if you do.

And now for a little life lesson brought to you by your friendly neighborhood editors of VTB:

Don't drunk text message, it can be as dangerous as drunk dialing. If you must drunk text message, make sure that text message goes to the intended party (No matter how Freudian your mistake may be). Trust us on this one.