ITS A CONTEST!!!!

well actually it's two contests. We here at VTB are suffering under the great strain of the contest we're entered in and have thus created these contests as a way to blow of steam and procrastinate on novels that will never be done.

1. We're having a contest to name Andrea's novel. Yes, it is unfinished as of now. And yes, you probably have no idea where it's going. But throw something at us. Whaddya got? So far it's called Shakespeare's Goat. Think you can do better? Let us know!

2. We're holding a contest to decide what the person who wins the other contest gets as a prize. The winner of this contest will get pure satisfaction of a job well done. And a stick of your favorite chewing gum. (Not a whole pack mind you, we here at voices from the balcony are a start-up organization and don't have that kind of overhead).

Email us or just comment. The winners will be announced on November 24th. All entries must be recieved by midnight of November 23rd. Contestants must be between the ages of birth and death to be eligible. All entries will be subject to verification. No more than 25 entries per household, please.