low culture manifesto = funny

so, we've done it. the people behind voices from the balcony have hopped on the bandwagon. we broke down and read sex, drugs and cocoa puffs. we think its brilliant. we suggest not reading it on the subway as people look at you funny when you laugh out loud and are not involved in a conversation with anyone else. we urge you to pick up a copy of the book and dare you to try and put it down. we give it our highest recommendation.

supposedly today is a national holiday, at least that's what we've been told. It would explain the emptiness of the subway this morning, but does nothing to help us comprehend why we're at work, toiling away as usual. apparently hospitals care not for veterans.

capital letters have the day off.

onward and upward.