WRITE THROUGH THE FOG

Dear Three people that read this:

I apologize if this isn't funny. I'm sick. I have a terrible head cold, and that my friends just isn't funny. Funny is the fact that I had to come into work today.

Few things:

First of all something that I have been neglecting is that this chick got HOT. Its amazing what a summer will do. And kudos on the hair cut, unlike this one that practically ruined a show. You look mah-velous dahling! Now if we could only get Jared Padalecki to cut his hair. You can't be "Cute Dean" when you look like Brendan Fraser in Encino Man. And what's with having him drunkenly profess his love for Rory to Luke of all people and then have him get married anyway? That's just the meanest thing you Palladino's have done, since having them break up in the first place. Although I was thankful for the return of Michel, how I missed that lad, and a slightly extended scene featuring my favorite teenage female Korean drummer character.

In case you've never heard of Stars Hollow. Well you're missing out on some fabulously quirky characters and unrealistic but amazingly intelligent banter. Your Loss, but bygones. Something for you then....

I'm not one for curses. I generally scoff at those poor RedSox fans who still blame the sale of Babe Ruth for their years and years of failure. But through the nyquil haze last night, I watched as some pretty strange plays unfolded in the 8th inning of the Cubs/Marlins game to change a 0-3 game into an 8-3 game. I watched Cubs fans in Wrigley deflate. And I thought to myself, man with the goat, be damned! Remove the curse! It was painful. Or that could have been the pressure building in my sinuses. Either way, I'm with you boys in Chicago, and I have faith that Kerry Wood's gonna pitch his ass off.

As I was perusing Craig's List's activity partners section, as I tend to do when I get bored, I came across this. Now a couple of things, for those that are unfamiliar with this area of Craig's List, its main goal is for people to find someone to work out with, if you're looking to start a weekly bridge game, etc. But more often than not, you get some crazy ass postings, like this one. I mean, good for this guy, he's got a fantasy, and he's going for it. Yes, the fantasy belongs in Wall Street or some other 80's yuppie movie, but good for him for putting it out there. Although, being the trusting soul that I am, the first image I see is of Patrick Bateman in American Psycho. I wonder if he'll find his woman. The sad thing about Craig's list postings, is that you never get the follow-up. Have a brilliant ending to this story? Feel like dropping me an e-mail with whether or not this guy gets what he wants. Seriously, tell me what you think. Oh one more thing, do we know who this Craig is?

I'm getting dizzy. This means I need to take some more dayquil and stop trying to be clever. Its not working anyway.