Bitter Cynical Rants from One as Snarky as Waldorf and As Sexy as Statler.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Like the flame that burns the candle
The candle feeds the flame yeah yeah


sooo where were we last night??? we were here:




and you know you're jealous. we would be jealous of us too.

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Remember when you were young
You'd lose yourself


Hello VTB Fan(s),

We would like to take a moment and celebrate today, a very special day in the life of your fearless edititor.

No, its not that its the first day of Hannukah, although we do wish a hearty happy one to all our Hebrew brothers and Sisters.

No, its not that its Martin Van Buren's birthday, although, we did appreciate the president from Kinderhook.

No, its not that its Discovery Day in Haiti, International Volunteers Day in Australia, King's Birthday in Thailand or SinterKlaas in the Netherlands, although all of those sound like good reasons to celebrate to us.

And No, its not that its Day of the Ninja although that may be the best thing we've ever heard.

No good readers, today, December 5th is REPEAL DAY. Seventy Four years ago today Prohibition ended as Utah became the 36th state to ratify the 21st Amendment to the Constitution, repealing the 18th Amendment.

Who doesn't want to drink to that???
STAY WET TODAY KIDS. STAY WET.