Bitter Cynical Rants from One as Snarky as Waldorf and As Sexy as Statler.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say.

I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be.
But if you'll wait around a while, I'll make you fall for me,
I promise, I promise you I will.

just like a one hit synth pop anthem, we here at VTB and your party throwers are a little awkward and not that good with words, but give over to the beat and you'll wanna dance your sweaty ass off... we promise!

We'll see you there!

Monday, July 23, 2007

I love when the nose beguiles the palate

Oooh-weee has it been an insane couple of weeks. We're back on the east coast from our trip to SF and Napa. Here's some bullet points of the highlights of this massive eating and drinking tour!




  • Massages and Mudbaths here
  • A beautiful room here
  • Hot air balloon ride (no seriously, although our almost crash landing made this not as relaxing as it could have been)

Needless to say we came back well rested and well fed. We'd get into detials, but ladies never reveal too much and we don't have the time.

Unfortch we returned to a most insane amount of work that kept us in the office past 10:30 almost every night last week and until 3am on one occasion leaving us feeling like we never left in the first place(We did manage to escape on the early side on thursday for a fabulous rep dinner at ONO). Thankfully, we had an amazing weekend to put us right back on track. We finally caught HP5 in IMax and 3D with the little bro, celebrated the LK's birthday in style at The Park with a ton of champagne even though we swore we weren't going to drink, caught Annuals and Band of Horses at McCarren yesterday afternoon and finished off the weekend with some tasty mussels at Lucien with the CMoss.
Its a shame that all this goodness was almost thrown away by the STILL unfixed stairway exit at the subway stop we get off at. The backlog is so immense that it took us a solid 13 minutes to exit the station today. 13 minutes! To walk up two flights of stairs and go through a turnstyle. 13 minutes! seriously! and this has been going on for three weeks... how long does it take to fix a damned staircase? ugh.

Monday, July 02, 2007

Show me how you do it
And I promise you I promise that
I'll run away with you
I'll run away with you

We haven't really talked about sports in a while, but we here at VTB would be remiss if we didn't jump up and down and scream and yell and celebrate wildly (like we did this morning, horribly frightening our pets) because our favorite Blueshirts acquired both Drury and Gomez! Oh that cup is SO ours next year!

And the news couldn't have come at a better time since the Boys in the Bronx are pathetic pathetic pathetic. Did we mention that they're utterly pathetic?